About Me

Bertrand Steele is Chief Executive Officer of CMMGC Inc. He was born in Klagenfurt, Austria, the result of a union between a pipe fitter and the town mattress...retailer. He was the victim of a bizarre smelting accident which causes him to occasionally wear a black eye patch on one of two eyes on his face, it usually covers his right eye but he has been known to wear it on his left also. After graduating Magna Cum Rowdy from Vassar's Executive Janitor Training Program, Bertrand attended a Peruvian medical school, where he specialized in male plastic surgery. He settled down with a nice little practice in D.C. to cater to the "compensating for something" Washington types. His practice, Pecs and Peckers, saw record growth as the tide of increasingly unattractive male politicians realized the term "misappropriation" was very appropriate--for their wallets! Hobnobbing with such became tacit approval of the so called "dark side", so he undertook at that time to become the most evil, wicked, servile, thug on the planet -- law school it was! He graduated with a law degree and practiced corporate law for many years before discovering his passion; World Enslavement.