Recent Time Travel Experience:

Recent Time Travel Experience:

Pharaoh Akhenaten has an attitude. All I told him was that the penicillin would cure his syphilis. He said if he had it his way he would curse me in the tombs of his fathers. What did that mean? He said "What sorcery is this? That I can ingest a simple tablet and my illness will go away." One of his henchmen approached me and laid a scimitar before me. He said "you will now engage in mortal combat you foul infidel." Reflecting on my passion for movies I remembered when Indy was confronted by a crazy sword man, in that spirit I pulled out my .38 revolver...and well you've seen Raiders. He fell like a sack of potatoes. It was then that Akhenaten bowed before me. He said "lazhma hashis illii iki iki". Translated literally this means: "You have the powers of the gods" So now whenever you are reading ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics and you see a peculiar sideways L,that's actually my piece, a Winchester .38 with a laser scope, silencer and the serial number filed down.