New Catch Phrase

I want to have a catch phrase like "here's your sign" or "you might be a redneck". Mine would be a decidedly more cultured one though. Want to know what it is?: "In related news." Allow me to demonstrate. "President Obama slips on wet ground today." In related news..."Piece of ground starts its own website today, in the hope that it will again be worshipped by euphoric zombified generation x automatons."