Waldo Dead Aged 61

A murder most foul it's been called in City of Industry, CA. Monday as authorities try to sort out the events that unfolded over the weekend. Wally Wanderclue, also known as Waldo of children's book fame was found dead this week in his 80,000 Sq Ft. Mansion Sunday night. Wally was an inspiration for many children's eye puzzlers over the years. "At first we didn't know what we were looking at." said veteran homicide detective Stephan Cochrane, "The room was a convoluted, the clutter of misplaced objects permeated every inch of the residence. In one corner there seemed to be an Egyptian theme, we could see obelisks, sarcophagi and Jackal figurines. In another area we observed a pirate motif, with things like Jolly Roger flags, eye patches and the like were stacked to the rafters. Then I saw it. At first I thought it was a clever dummy. Upon further inspection the image was unmistakable, that bespectacled glassy-eyed gaze, and beanie hat, add to that the trademark red and white striped shirt, now stained with blood. It was Waldo". The police say that Wanderclue was beloved by all, so finding suspects will be hard due to lack of motive. However it did appear to be robbery according to CIPD. Another mystery due to be solved will be with regards to Wanderclues estate. "Where's Waldo Jr.? Cochrane questioned. The 15 year detective said that Wally did indeed have an estranged love-child. The result of a fling with him and a travelling carney. Despite his relative popularity, Wanderclue was a solitary man with few friends, a social recluse that was hard to spot at a party, or social gathering and/or panoramic photo op with random seemingly inordinate groupings of color-coordinated objects and people. Regardless, one thing is clear, the mystery is sure to thicken. We all know Where's Waldo now. Heaven...that's right heaven!!!

Recent Time Travel Experience:

Recent Time Travel Experience:

Pharaoh Akhenaten has an attitude. All I told him was that the penicillin would cure his syphilis. He said if he had it his way he would curse me in the tombs of his fathers. What did that mean? He said "What sorcery is this? That I can ingest a simple tablet and my illness will go away." One of his henchmen approached me and laid a scimitar before me. He said "you will now engage in mortal combat you foul infidel." Reflecting on my passion for movies I remembered when Indy was confronted by a crazy sword man, in that spirit I pulled out my .38 revolver...and well you've seen Raiders. He fell like a sack of potatoes. It was then that Akhenaten bowed before me. He said "lazhma hashis illii iki iki". Translated literally this means: "You have the powers of the gods" So now whenever you are reading ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics and you see a peculiar sideways L,that's actually my piece, a Winchester .38 with a laser scope, silencer and the serial number filed down.