I am wondering if anyone can sponsor my membership in a cabal? Any cabal will do. Let me be clear, I am not interested in Kabbalah, that has been a common misunderstanding when I have asked this question in the past. Besides, I already asked and Madonna would not touch me with a ten meter cattle prod. Also, last time I made inquiries about joining a cabal people started sending me travel brochures to Afghanistan. Come on people! It's cabal not Kabul.